you know what would be great? if dirt tasted like steak and could get you drunk.
i cant talk right now. we are trying to finish our homework so we can play with play-doh
he offered to walk down from the bar this morning to my house and bring me a guinness...
how romantic. its the irish mans version of flowers
I just got a new temperpedic mattress pad and started smoking weed again in the same week. finding motivation to go to a 9:AM class is close to impossible.
It wasn't random sex though, it was almost a relationship, built on lies and sex
I only saw you for about 5 min, but you were rambling about how not even the whiskey could make you fight the skeleton guards.
Ahh good point. I got some interesting mental pics and I'm slowly entering a "fuck it, lets do weird shit" phase sexually, but you may have already figured that out since I've been fucking you sideways and upside down a lot lately.
omg i wish you could see the front of my car.
There's literally a dust print of your body and your arm trying to hold on and the other one where your fingers visibly dragged down the hood.
Okay, I just got to our real hotel and the YMCA may have been a better choice. A man w/ no shirt on
I'm a drunk white girl and my ancestors were drunk white girls, if we apologized our species would be extinct.
The sex is great, I just think it'd be better if we listened to Deftones during it.
There is a midget in cheetah face paint on a leash here
I worry about your feelings an awful lot for somebody who gets off on making you cry
I don't know which is weirder: that she was old enough to have a live-in son close to my age, or that the woman he was with was close to hers
I’ve got a lot of questions but the first one has to be where you got the flame thrower.
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