I know I'm not learning anything when I can't even spell the name of the class I'm taking
Does getting a boner while watching the celtic women sing opera on ETV make me cultured?
im swimming of confusion and bacardi. where do i go from herrrrrre
Tried to eat a sandwich this morning. Couldn't. My jaw is locked up. These marathon blow jobs are killing me
Februarys looking very promising in the vaginal department
Wtf man. I knew she was bad news. No sane person cares if you eat their raviolli.
She's in the bathroom. Literally just told me she could make a guy cum using just her words. Not bad for Sunday brunch.
Nothing like a false "my-dad-found-my-weed" alarm on Christmas day.
He said bring my breathalyzer and Anna's pepper spray, I didn't ask questions
I'm not going to be your wingman while you are in the hospital.
Can you rollerblade?
No, why?
Honestly, I was high and picturing us roller blading together. I wanted to see if I could make my dreams a reality.
omg sorry but i tried to stop you when you were at your drunk limit but i took my eyes off you for like 2 seconds and you suddenly appeared with hard liquor in both hands for yourself and downed them and it was downhill from there
You know its a good morning when you wake up with blonde hair extensions in your pocket. . .
you ass-dialed me while you were fucking my ex.
that was on purpose.
I AM OFFICIALLY LICENSED TO BE A LESBIAN
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