You know, Peter Parker would not have been nearly as cool if he had gotten bitten by an ant.
Exactly. I don't do penetration on the first date. Blowjobs however are perfectly acceptable.
I encourage the greeting beej. It determines if the dick is worth keeping around.
pretty sure i had my hand down BOTH their pants at the same time at some point...
he broke off your car antennae to use as a walking stick before he smoked because he claimed to lack the facial strength needed to open his eyes when he's high
you know who we are? We're the female white stoner version of Kenan and Kel.
My goal is to upperdeck the house I'm at, because it's some girl I don't know's birthday. Welcome to adulthood, bitch.
Come to the roof. We are drinking breakfast.
low point in my life last night. licked pizza grease off my iphone screen..
Haha, maybe if he wasn't dressed up like Kimmy Gibler he could give her the D
Just listened to a full Christian rock song, loved it,listened to the dj send a prayer to a 4th grader who was having a tough year and realized I'm high as fuk
My ass is underappreciated
I smell like playdoh, sex, and ruined lives. I love the weekend
I have to sleep with him. We're too much alike. It's like clash of the titans, except instead of clashing, he's putting it in me.
What are you gunna do with your life today
put it back together
We really gotta wear capes to the bar more often...
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