just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
Even My mom was ashamed of me bringing her home, she pulled me aside, and told me i can do better than, "butter faces"
Well I put her head right through the headboard. Thank god the room was under her name.
and he said i stripped him down, hand cuffed him to his bed post, and tickled his arm pits, and then continued to watch The Hangover.
If you're not washing nut sweat off of your forehead this morning I'm disappointed in you
Does saving a line for myself for the morning so I don't seem hungover at work count as responsibility?
Adult decisions.
My bed is full of blood and feathers
According to you, you were with your "Eskimo bro for life" last night.
My dating life has become some fucked up hydra of dicks; you cut one off and two pop up in its place.
What's the standard Christmas present for six months of booty calls?
Mobile recharge?
So my mind was like YOU ARE TOTALLY GONNA MAKE IT TO CLASS TODAY but then my body was all LOL NO YOU AIN'T.
And all I ask is the occasional "welcome home from work" blowjob.....and for you to fold my laundry. I hate folding laundry
I went by my nickname in rehab. It made it feel more like summer camp.
Yeah i just finished watching someone play ping pong with his penis it didn't fully register until after a few seconds
hey, just so we're clear, next time we go swimming drunk at my house, we have to use the floating chairs instead of my mattress. i'm not sure how to get it out of the pool.
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