Where are I am going home with Ryan
I don't know who this or Ryan is but it is probably too late to talk you out of it
He like poked it twice with the tip of his tongue then left it alone. I'm sad.
I feel so much closer to you now that I heard your poop splash into the toilet.
He deserves to hear about your Vagina Shrooms
it's too soon in the relationship to think about him when i masturbate. so i think about his dad instead.
Started with us just having a beer. Now Ivan lit a torch to walk to the store, Ben smashed a 26 in the parking lot, and they're throwing broken shot glasses. Fratio Friday is something.
You're right. Single life welcomed me back with open arms. It's like it knew it wasnt going to be long when I left.
No he can't help me find his house he is strapped to a stretcher facing the opposite direction
Think of all the island guys I could have. Ah well.
You can not bait me into a "how Stella got her groove back" call and response.
I'd let you fuck my husband in the future, that's how much I love you
the only thing I remember was some guy took out his fake eye to use it for beer pong
Damn it. Can't order pizza. Can't do the hot tub. No one to invite over for loud, kinky sex. What's the point of being here alone?!
Buying drug test kits off amazon. And qualifying for amazonSmile donation to a kids hospital feels wrong and funny at the same time xD
It's really hard to tweet with a pussy in your face demanding attention.
You started singing Baby Shark, screamed you have no idea how it goes, then somehow turned the beat into Bohemian Rhapsody
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