whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
i want to bang the Snorg tees girl.. shes always smiling ;)
yeah i just made her a character on oregon trail and i hope she gets dysentry and dies. that'll show her.
Learned a lot. Like boys with frosted tips still exist. And that they're sensitive to constructive criticism.
I love Welcome Back Week...No I wont accept your god but i will accept that hot dog
and i think we compared dick sizes, then high fived...
Well I pulled a muscle in my leg dancing in the tanning booth drunk at 1 pm soooo there's that
Just walked out of 7 11 still in uniform when 4 girls in bikinis in a convertable screamed "we fuck firefighters!"
Career choice validated
are you just inviting me because you can't afford an actual stripper?
Watching Faye Reagan porn all weekend for St Patty's day. Nothing has ever seemed more appropriate.
Flatmate got laid for the first time in 3 years. I'm baking a cake.
He overslept for our prescheduled morning sex. The fact that my vagina isn't enough to get him out of bed was the last straw.
I'm watching Part of Your World now and I'm crying and I feel like I'm floating right along with her. This. This right here is some drunken Disney Magic
then this guy just runs in screaming, "cant you see my daughter pissed herself???!!!" and that was the start of my 2016.
He looks like Aladdin, and that's about all he's got going for him.
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