dude chill. it wont be anything like your seventh grade birthday party.
loyola was giving a tour this morning and they all saw me in a half ripped off toga throwing up over the side of the dorm stairs
you don't even go to loyola anymore
dude they were twins that means they were both only 17
i feel like pocahontas...the disney character not from real chance of love
i feel like our whole relationship was one big acid trip
Bring it all. We will have a potluck of drugs. It will be magical.
Tipped our cab with a photo booth pic of us, a paper dollar, a dollar in quarters, a crest white strip. And a tanning pass valid in boston
I told him I had to grab my Swedish fish from the car before they froze. Then I just left. But the fact that he knew how important it was not to have my fish freeze almost made me come back in....almost.
No. I want to vom filet mignon and ziti bits everywhere and my body feels like I ran a cock triathalon. I feel less triumphant and more like death.
Dramatic love triangle! I guess mystery Asian and I will just have to fight it out for your love.
I'm currently being signed up to be painted nude for a college art class. ah yes best high decision ever
Going to dump some dried Xanax powder into some Mac and cheese. Can't think of a better way to avoid tasting it.
We went camping and met these lesbians and now I have S'mores where there shouldn't be S'mores.
There is a dude riding on one of those standing wheel things inside forever 21. Calm down.
Checked my bank account this morning...apparently I went to 7-11 at 4am and spent $22 on taquitos. New all time low for me.
I ate all of them. New all time low for ME.
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