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Bridesmaid dress fitting. I look like a Weeble and Michelle looks like Malibu Barbie. I have to keep reminding myself that she has herpes so really, the playing field is more level than it might initially seem.
there should be a rule against ugly people hooking up.
yeah...but then what would the ugly people do? hook up with pretty people? yeahhh..don't see that happening in the near future. plus i'm not okay with that.
He gave a passionate hug to every tree on the way to my car.
And I'm PMSing. So if I'm not crying, I'm masturbating.
I didn't plan on sleeping with him until he told me his mom is deaf.. Then I felt bad.
You guys can't keep having sex with them and cleaning their house! They're never going to take you seriously!
My boss walked in on me puking in the urinal while taking a piss. Sunday funday is eroding my last shred of credibility at work.
Well am going to a strip club before sun down, I dont think anything good can come from that.
He made a deal with his real estate agent called fucking in 50 properties for sale
All I wanted was a couple of orgasms before work, is that too much to ask?!
THERE ARE SO MANY HOT DADS AT WHOLE FOODS
So, I feel bad. I just told my husband I had sex with someone else while on a business trip. Today is his birthday. I'm kind of a dick.
WHO CARES HE GIVES YOU TOE CURLING ORGASMS AND SAYS YOU HAVE KISSABLE SKIN AND RUNWAY MODEL HAIR....WHILE INTOXICATED WITH HIS BEST FRIEND. AND THEN HE SENDS YOU CUTE SELFIES OF THEM!!!!!!! WTF MORE DO YOU WANT FROM LIFE!!! DIE HAPPY ALREADY LADY!!!
And my butt misses you like the deserts miss the rain.
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