Any toy can be an adult toy. Location, location, location.
but his dog just died...ill send him an edible arrangement or a 6 pack or something
have you ever been in a public bathroom and someone walked in, and you played "Fat or Crying" based on her breathing?
i just hope all the shady shit stops so i can let him into my pants
I dont think problem is the right word. Problems arent something you enjoy. Life would be too boring without gambling.
I'm driving behind a lime green VW that has "Seniors '10!" shoe polished on the rear window. i haven't even seen her yet, but I do have a boner.
I'm going to have to call in sick tomorrow. After this weekend, there's no way I can handle hearing the accountants talk about double entry without puking.
Our relationship just reached the stage where i can touch her boobs while making a honking noise without getting hit in the face
so why are there three stressed gay men and a bowl of vomit in the smoke room?
First booty call in Europe.. In Barcelona. With a German. In broad daylight.... Is that how they do it here?
You're on Grindr at the STD clinic. I love you.
"Just cut me in half. Then take half of me home. And leave the other half here. Cuz I can't see."
There's always a silver lining when massive voluptuous tits are involved
Interesting. All i can really say is humanoid shaped doritos bags melting very slowly
Wait, I'm confused. I EMPTIED the bottle? as in consumed it? I'm impressed with myself.
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