Lavender boy was great at seduction and crappy in bed.
roommate just walked in on us. two and a half times. the half, she just knocked, sighed, and walked away.
stalking is really helping my grade.. I followed him to a review session tonight
Eating in charleston sc at a seafood place called "hymans". Like normal I had no problem finding it.
bubblegum was invented today. we're getting drunk. end of story.
But then he started to talk about his wedding he wants and I quote " and yes parts will be choreographed"
Making jello shots drunk, i apologize ahead of time if they are too strong Can't taste anything.
Like what kind of adult things? Whats more adult than drinking at 2pm on a monday?
Being with her was like shitty sexual fear factor big ass sausage nipples over sized outty belly button i was scared and drunk tell know one
I helped you wax your vagina and you won't even get me Corn Nuts you fucking bitch?
i just want to die with dignity and clean teeth, is that too much to ask?
Anyone would get lost in that field after that much vodka. Trust me... I kind of feel like superman considering I even made it home. Most people would've been face down in a random oilfield. Not this guy.
Can I just go naked and covered in glitter?
Yup we found her. The bouncer was carrying her out
Nah, we’re just sitting around talking about different kinds of boners
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