The cops just drove by on their loudspeaker going DO NOT DRINK THE WATAHH
I love boston
I learned an important lesson last night: Jameson giveth, but Jameson also taketh away.
Cruelly.
I am watching the CFL at a Hooters in Texarakana. I made a poor life choice at some point that led me here.
Pregnant only lasts nine months, being hot takes way longer to go away. So yes, I will continue to hit on the hot pregnant girl.
Bob the builder, bob the uilder bob the builder bbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbjbbbbbiotch!pp!!!!
I think if I could use my boobs as a second pair of hands everything would be ok
I wonder if i could put a dildo on my bike seat to encourage me to exercise.
we played dirty jenga the drinking edition... some girl really just broke a rib? how do we even go this hard
no dude I'm not doing anything bad to her...remember she's always the DD she has blackmail material on literally all of us
I didn't ask for a picture of your soft dick.
Gotcha. How bad is it?
Well to compare it to something I would say it what's that walls would like inside the primate exhibit at the zoo after a group of monkeys finished throwing feces at each other all afternoon
Doing blow in the bathroom isnt the same without you
Do a rail off the baby station in my honor
I may forget my underwear, but you can count on me for drugs and plan b
Literally been in their house 5 minutes and I've projectile vomited all over the bathroom wall. The dog licked it up though so I think it's cool.
So, is Canada considered an excessive distance to go for a booty call? Asking for a friend...
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