we got sick of 7 11 doubles so we made up a game where you just drink when anyone rolls a 5
thats barely a game just flip a coin
should we drink on heads or tails?
I hate myself for knowing the words to party in the USA.
do you think my med school application would be worse off if "I like helping others and shit" slipped into an essay I emailed last night?
you are the sluttiest virgin ive ever met
thanks it was an honor just to be nominated
As weird as that was it was probably the best advice i've ever gotten from a tranny
They poked me and kept screaming "LAUGH DOUGH BOY" it's like 3rd grade all over again.
well you decided to make everyone "drinks" which was sprite and beer mixed.
I just test ran being their maid. I'm getting 50 bucks a month and they're buying the costume.
everything was going well until edgar threatened to handcuff the security guard to himself.
I have to go buy generic plan b after work. I don't even leave for the new semester for another 11 days. I think I just leveled up in sluttiness
quickly learned not to sleep with your roommate and work colleague in the same week
I'm sorry I crashed your motorcycle and watched you get robbed from a rooftop. Will you please come back or at least drop off my shoes?
on a scale from 1 to "can't put a toothbrush in your mouth without gagging" how hungover are you?
man do I wish I knew who this naked guy in my room was...
I've got two reasons for you to come over later and one of them is pierced.
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