I forgot how hot balto sounded
this will be a night to untag.
Its what im here for. Critiquing penis photos.
Aj and I already plan to tape our thumbs to our palms so we know how it feels to be a t-rex.
I think as far as last words to bitter ex girlfriends go, "enjoy that staph infection youre about to get in your uterus" is right up there with the best
you can't tell me it's over and send me pics of you and your cat?
The cougar has a calendar on her wall of when she can give topless handjobs again. I pity her husband.
well I woke up with about $3 in odd change and a note that said "I'm borrowing your weed." So, no, it didn't go to well.
3-9 out of 10... Depends on the situation. Taco Bell is more of an idea than a restaurant.
How stoned are you?
He pointed at me, then leaned in and said "shes the best at blow jobs" then chris fist pumped him and said "dude, I know"
He just kept mumbling that he was too drunk for society and then he peed in a bush
He asked me if I remembered touching his police badge. awk.
So unless we're getting married, I can't see him cry AND have sex with him. It just doesn't work like that.
If he's dating my cousin now, do I have to erase the pictures of his dick off my phone? Ugh, morals.
He casually compared computer science to childbirth and I was like "hey, as someone who has wanted to fuck you for six months now, could you please never talk about childbirth ever again"
Randomize
