just taught 3 girls from korea how to fist pump on chat roulette.
I wish there were college classes that were useful to your daily life, like how to pack a proper bowl in pitch black darkness.
She nearly killed the mood when she said "Don't cum on my spray tan"
Yeah kinda weird. My grandparents are here for dinner and I'm chilling on the couch close to tripping out on pain killers. My pap asked me how works going and I prettymuch drooled on myself as an answer.
We found her. She's owling on the sink in the bathroom.
By the way seagulls wings are very soft. And the lesbian and or by sexual twins say hello. Be home in the little bit time frame.
If you make 120 dollars and I walk instd of drive and don't eat or smoke this week we can pay rent
A talk about Arizona woman's rights politics has never turned to sex so quickly before.
Signs of a stoner: trying everything in your fridge topped with peanut butter to seek satisfaction.
You looked at me, said I was a nice guy. Then you drunkenly climbed on top of me and said you liked me and wanted me.
we got cupcakes after we fucked. gives a whole new meaning to sugar daddy
I'm sorry. I slept with him again. On the plus side he's got better at it!
I got my period today and I cried tears of joy. And then just cried because my cramps are actually killing me from the inside out.
You gonna smoke this blunt? Or are you gonna keep doing Kung-fu in my kitchen?
the cuervo was good, but I started with jello shots. and when i threw up a whole jello shot came out.
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