No, I'm talking to this Chinese girl. Can't understand a word she's saying, but i think i caught the word vagina a few times.
Best part is I totaly had to get into my dads car like I didn't have my pants off two minutes ago.
My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
You know your in college when you decide house chores with games of beer pong...
Had sex to a Lionel Richie song. I have a feeling I was conceived to it. Finally reached full circle.
So he didn't pull out. And I like flipped out. And the he told me to chill and opened up a drawer full of packs of Plan B and handed me one.......
Come find me please? Im in a ditch.
That doesn't help me much...
I'm right under the moon!
Beer and cheesecake and spinning in cirlcles why did you let me do this to myself
If eating a cheesesteak naked doesn't make me feel better, then I don't know what will.
Literally had sex in his grow room under a plant.. ganja queen .
my hair smells like a mixture of fireworks and rotten eggs with a hint of shame. it's so strong it's keeping me awake.
I was taking this cougar home in the middle of the night I walked across the hall all naked to take a piss and ran into to some chick from highschool she said no way you are fucking my mom ran into her moms room and started yelling at her
Unexpected pussy is the best kind. Never expected to get any from a stranger at my little brother's bar mitzvah.
Mazeltov!
woke up with 4 bruises, 2 hickies and a bad case of rug burn. texans are dangerous.
The neighbor just poured gasoline on his 2 brush fires and proceeded to shoot Roman candles at them 🤔
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