i was just lookin through my fb pics and i think im with a cat in like 40% of them..: how sad is my life
He's telling me stories about how he made out with a 14 yr old when he was 22. I'm going home.
MTV Made just made me cry. Where have all of my life goals gone?
I'm drugging my best friend. I'm like a whole new level of bitch.
Not even desperate vagina wants small cock.
Glad to hear you raised your standards
okay, please tell me Cammy is the one who put the picture and note on my desk saying "beat off to this homeboy"
Russians do not operate on the same level as the rest of us. hoping I wake up tomorrow
that's all we do, eat and hve sex, eat and have sex. he thinks it's bad and that we need to talk more or whatever but I'm just not seeing the problem...
Until they make a bed that bathes you in your sleep, I will not be satisfied.
I'm sorry but if you can't drink a bottle of wine without a glass, I do not think we can be friends.
His dick is magical but I don't want to die in this blizzard do you see my dilemma
He gave me an orgasim so fantastic that I had an asthma attack.
K. The dog and I are outside. The Uber driver said "I hope he fucks the shit out of you"
How much of a thot would I be if I put this pic up? On a scale of thot-ish to Queen of Thotlandia
I currently hiding in an upside down garbage can please come find me
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