I just found a porn show called cleavagefield. no i am not watching.
Michelle Duggar likes to fuuuuck
probably shouldnt have written that paper while wasted, its starts with once upon a time
i tried to stop you but you kept shouting "two birds with one stone!"
I just remembered before I gave him head I couldn't find a hair tie and he offered to hold my hair up. Maybe we were wrong.. Maybe he does have a heart.
how do I tell him nicely and in french that we can't have sex anymore because his huge penis will ruin me for other french men?
I mean Grimace is basically just a big piece of purple shit and he is loved way more than the hamburglar just to put it into perspective
I'm bringing cupcakes to work today as an apology for my actions at the bar last night, my boss probably can't look at me the same ever again
I'm not sure. But a mason jar of drug free urine just as soon as anyone can would be so awesome.
Weird thing is that's not the first time I've been felt up by a Santa. Happens every year
I never thought my gollum impression would lead to me getting laid.
Huzzah!
christmas shopping: 3 hours in the liquor store...
I'm pretty sure my therapist gave me the green light to fuck him.
Video on mandys page of you drinking upside down was finally put up...too bad all the comments were about me and him fighting in the background while he screamed "BLOW BIG BETSY!'
you have 30 seconds to convince me not to grab this guy's crotch in front of his girlfriend
idk but im stoned n hiding in the bathroom from my kids with a really big bowl of really little candy bars
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