Nah, lets use your guy, my drug dealer is going all pineapple express on me
They made my facebook status "I got my period!!!." Every guy I've had sex with at college liked it.
How do you tell if you're on the terrorist watch list?
i should have probably stopped drinking when my beer pong shots were hitting the other team in the face..
yeah thats usually a good indication.
If it makes you feel better, I doubt anything could survive in your uterus.
She's doing hand stands on the train as I type. Idk if I'm impressed it embarrassed. Or turned on.
I asked the subway guy how many cookies he thought I could smuggle into the bar. He said it looked like a 6 packer. he was correct
He was just lying on the living room floor watching Star Wars with six empty pack of cigarettes and two empty cases of beer.
In his defence I guess I did take the bed, couch and dining room set in the breakup.
He sent me a mirror pic of himself and sent it to me and all i could think about was the amazing bong hits i took with his roommate in that bathroom.
AND WHAT FELONIES DID I MISS OUT ON WHILE SLUMBERING!?
it's ok, no one ever died fom being sticky.
i've gotta research that and get back to you.
He could only go twice. I need a guy with more stamina and is less married
he bit THROUGH my nipple
plus side, no need to pay for a piercing.
Puking in the Ritz Carlton bathroom was actually kind of a nice experience
When do you think the murder is going to happen in this Lifetime movie of ours?
Randomize
