have you ever noticed that homeless people never have acne. suck it proactive
She has an incinerator in her basement. Have you ever incinerated used condoms?
Lmao what?
It's a yes or no question.
Too much gin, very little bucket
They're donating plasma together for extra money. Couple of the fucking century.
Dude you can't just initiate a threesome via twitter
the crazy preacher outside Willard just began a monologue that began with "when i look at a vagina." We should stop by there more often
He's either jacking off or listening to Kanye West.
We are going to be Siegfried and Roy for Halloween and you are going to be the tiger.
That was the apt with beer in the juice and the floor caving in. Don't go.
Topless bubble bath with a lesbian is debatable as a gay experience.
Of the two of us, which one has licked a drag queen's tit in the past 5 days?
The way I kissed her was actually pretty charming and then it devolved to car sex
that awkward moment when you use blowjob jokes as a segue into coming out as bi
its a recording of you guys having sex?!
its actually 30 minutes of him begging and then 2 minutes of sex.
It was bad. U were calling my cat "kittiano" and playing her like a piano. Way too drunk my friend.
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