Far right against the wall..hiding come find me. dont tell oyhers hahaha
well recently, every guy I have hooked up with has been economy sized
Oh and I watched laurens last episode on the hills. its been an emotional day
I slept with some guy because he drew a dinosaur on my arm
We FINALLY fucked. I swear that's the longest I've ever held out for
Umm you met him three days ago....
I said what I said
She's making tacos & sangria tonight. I'm sure that's how the pilgrims pregamed.
hey, sorry about all the butter. I thought it was gonna help.
Well, find something you can use as a snorkel and be aware of your surroundings.
High enough to ask the woman at best buy if she ever feels like she's swimming. and telling the man outside that he smells like happy juice.
I distinctly remember telling him "I'll suck your dick while you eat pizza"
My feelings for him are donzo molonzo but I can't turn down a pierced penis...
I don't work there anymore. If they had Prince themed dildo parties i never would have quit
she's throwing knives it scares me
update: broke ceiling. glass everywhere
He stuck a cigarette in my butt last night. There is no coming back from that.
Just filed for child support I hope he gets the paperwork on Father's Day
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