it's like sucking your thumb. only its not yours. and its a penis.
i'm so desperate for a drink right now i looked up the recipe to make pruno
I wish i could tell a story about guys I know without the phrase "and then I blew him." coming up.
Can you come over to my place and make up for the crap you called sex yesterday?
Good morning to you
Oh shit. The kids are pole dancing on a broom. It's like I'm seeing my future offspring before my eyes.
This is no lauging matter. Huge cock equals great sex. Marriage to huge cock equals great life.
The question is do I invite my fuck buddy to my graduation party now that my girfriend found out about her?
I told the bartender that he could give me back the tip I gave him if he outsmarted me in a battle of wits. He has yet to challenge me.
RA chick in a Christmas onsie chased us up 5 flights of stairs. I need to stop violating guest policy
I dont know. Theres no way you can be ready for the sex hurricane that will consume you.
These fuzzy pants work great for sleeping, taking an exam, getting baked and watching the hobbit. I guess i'm not changing pants for 72 hours.
I bet his dick wears a tuxedo.
This is a whole new generation of premature ejaculators
But did u die
I found an onion in my purse
I found a hair colour I want in a porn.
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