Oh just a soda. I'm "driving"
threw up in my backpack again. Asian guy I cheat from wasn't pleased.
Is there any way you can check to see if I have a warrant out in Alabama?
so exactly how many freshman chicks did i tell to call me "the tripod"?
You seemed more interested in the queso dip than you were in the hand job
there was a trail of blood coming out of one of the bathroom stalls. thought of you
My last google search was 'bulk asian wives' I don't know either
The nursing school interview showed me a picture of my passed out during your party. They asked if this was a frquent thing. I told them you drugged me.
Just watched a deer get gangbanged in my front yard by 5 bucks. Wtf animal kingdom
So for future reference.... it's a little unnerving when I can't get hold of you, and the last communication we had was, "Oh fuck... It's tequila"
So "I hate myself Mondays" has extended to Tuesday this week. I just had peanut butter and a glass of wine for lunch.
Omg drank too much. Threw up in my Santa hat on the train and then of course it leaked all over me.
We were like ok let's be eachothers maid of honor and then you were like "ok see you at the wedding" and walked away
carb up bitch. we're drinking with football players.
Thank you for stroking my rage monster tonight.
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