At an apparent methhead hillbilly bar and was smiling for a pic when one toothless wonder screamed "look at all them teeth"!
i've never heard her scream louder than when the koreans scored. what am i lacking in bed?
you got thrown out for pissing in a cup in the corner. you told one guy it was okay because you went to college and that he wouldn't understand
You said "i miss him" not "i miss his dick." You're getting emotionally attatched. Shame.
the whole "pretend to be sober/pull it together for my family" thing really blew up in my face when i threw up into my pillowcase.
How do you leave a condom wrapper under my mom's pillow...
This may not be the best moment to laugh, but I am.
Who has the safety vest from this past weekend Additionally, who has the dancemaster glove?
Is she okay?
She may want to issue revenge punches, but medically fine.
Would you still love me if my nipple fell off?
He's drinking on a hospital bracelet, the fuck's your excuse?
lol hangovers are for mortals.
So I'm hiding in my bathroom smoking bowls because my landlords kids came over to visit my dog... My life has reached a new low
I'm not in bed, I'm driving and puking at the same time.... first for everything
U just kept yelling her vagina wasn't a priority bc u had a bowl of cheerios calling your name
The cl.oudds are foaming a really big pen.Is OMG.
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