yeah i just made her a character on oregon trail and i hope she gets dysentry and dies. that'll show her.
I just remembered we said the Lord's Prayer before we went out last night.
4 maple syrup blunts. Decided to sit on my roof and count the snowflakes that landed on my tongue. 84.
we banged on the home plate. i wasnt even aware of the significance of where we were until afterwards hahaha
For a second, I wondered if I could smoke pizza.
So when I got her home I realized being a lesbian again isn't like riding a bike...
We are two peas in an std pod
No big deal, we were just two friends having sex. It's perfectly normal we don't remember. Water under the sex bridge,
I still can't get over the fact that he thinks I have my life together... That has to be one of the nicest yet most sadly misled things anyone has ever said about me
We just don't discuss our relationships. It's pretty much like we're single no matter what to each other. And I'm okay with that. ¯\\(ツ)/¯
I'm so proud of us for not dying.
Good, be his mentor. Like a tiny gay Yoda.
You're like my little fucked up version of the groundhog seeing its shadow, only it's boobs and warm weather.
They need to eat meat, go down on me the first time, every time, and know how to pull my hair. And there's a height requirement for this ride
Put viagra in his coffee. I did that with Geoff last month and three hours later I had bitten through a throw pillow and gotten a noise complaint from a neighbor
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