At barnes & noble, drinking beer out of thermoses, lookin legit.
I'm honestly too sad to drink and hang out with strippers. This breakup sucks.
Dont ask, hes out back rolling around in the yard freaking out. literally just had a 15 minute conversation, only word i could make out was "yellow"
You poured your drink on yourself and then said "it's not a party until I'm wet"
Ok so in the last 18 months I have now driven four different dudes into counseling. I'm like heroin with a vagina.
I am self-sufficient. I puked in a wine glass and emptied it in the trash. Points for style and neatness
He kept checkin to make sure you were still alive after you passed out on his bed, After like the 4th time he walked back in there you were naked on his bed eating an apple, claiming he needed to be the Adam to your Eve..That drunk..
I feel as if we moved beyond the hook up stage when she blew me as I drunkenly finished my chicken nuggets.
Dude if you're not gonna answer them I'm gonna stop snapchatting you my hook ups
Lets start a coed nudist frat/sorority. It would be amazing. Or just an orgy club. It would also be amazing
No, dude...I agree it's great in theory but I promise you that 80 drunk 21 year old sorority girls together in one room for formal is one of the worst drama filled ideas ever. Ever.
Finally hooked up with her. She bought me tacos after because "she can do better in a bed". You're gonna be my best man.
I think we have it figured out.. She's my wife when she's here and gives me advise on how to get ass when she's 1500 miles away.
Banged a guy with 2 broken arms once. Top that
I can tell just by looking at the wedding photos that the groom has hooked up with at least three of his groomsmen. I would feel bad for her except that she’s hooked up with two of the same ones.
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