We walked 2 miles, legit 2 miles, and purchased 7 half gallons. One for each of us. Intense
I was about to buy asher roth's album and then i realized he was a ginger. can't support
If I pass out leave the food near me so i can wake up to it
There are bruises on the top of my foot. The pole won.
I have a plus one for the Blackout Express, should I pen in your name?
CHEMICAL ENGINEER. God my mom would be so proud of me.
Dude i swear to christ if he sends me one more pic of a "magnificent dump" im changing my number
Pavlovs bj experiment 2012. Welcome to the program.
After I was arrested and in the back of the squad, she lit a cig. I politely stuck my head through the glass opening and asked for a drag. She instantly slammed my head back, blew smoke at me and shut the glass. My view on state trooper chicks is forever tainted.
I'm sad that I feel like I need to temporarily change your name in my phone from Smashley until you have the baby and can be unsober with us again.
Just went over my top ten highlight reel with that guy I'm fucking. It was like we were sports announcers. But about sex.
You aren't truly friends with someone until you play drinking games via text at 8:30 in the morning.
No other way to put this but the dick was not worth him crying for an hour after. No more online hookups.
WE HAVE WINE WHERE ARE YOU GUYS WE ARE BY THE GIANT EAGLE
I need to stop acting like a porn star that isn't getting paid
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