East Village: Only place you can play pac man while eating a pineapple hotdog, go to the bar next door and see a graphic blowjob on every tv
Omg. I just woke up in a room full of naked people
Fuck their fairy tale bullshit. I shall ruin it. With a few thrusts of my cock.
Spaghetti and Car Bombs, good idea or what will end up on the bar in a few minutes?
Helping high family members not look retarded is what family is for
There's half of a squirrel in the bathtub - i figured you'd be the one to go to.
complete strangers are now referring to me as 'the bourbon guy.' i can live with this.
Yes, that's a picture of my balls. It isn't however an answer to my question.
It was beyond pathetic. You yelled her name at every blonde chick we saw hoping it would be her. Then you puked your corn dog
I had to stop mid sex to take my turn on words with friends so he wouldn't get suspicious. Hookup of the night helped me. We won.
I asked him to explain what he meant by "hooking up" in paragraph form
I was driving around a golf cart with a keg in the back before I got caught by the cops. First slow speed chase ever
Your friend gave me you're number. I was the guy locked behind the book shelf.
I think you have the wrong number, but I hope you escaped your library-prison?
JUST DENIED A NEW YEARS KISS BECAUSE HE WAS A COWBOYS FAN.
Bro I just got a hand job playing tiny wings.. Hell yea
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