haha it's okay then, bc he only killed a canadian, they're not real people
you could play connect the dots with the people ive fucked in this room
Well, I'm a guy so I don't have one, but if its anything like the inside of my nose, yes, vodka would burn.
Dont you think its a little early in the relationship for sexting?
Having a race with the dryer. Seeing who can get drunk/dry clothes faster.
The point remains that this is the setup for some great stories
Or terrible, horrifying, traumatic experiences
great clearly means different things to us
I'm sad that I feel like I need to temporarily change your name in my phone from Smashley until you have the baby and can be unsober with us again.
I was so ripped I had a natty light box over my head carrying a spray bottle out in the streets trying to give car washes.
You were taking in your sleep. You were like Jess that's that animal we were talking about and you Hugged her feet
Just saw a government minister puke and rally.
I woke up with jello shots in pant pockets so I must've had fun
I mean, I bought pot and shampoo before I ran out. I think I can adult.
Um, It's tempting but I'm not into coke or farmers.
So you completely disappeared from my memory last night at about my 15th Jager bomb. But only you. No one else.
Please stop telling my mom she doesn't have nipples when she's been drinking. You know shell show you. Forcefully.
Randomize
