the recession has oofficially hit my standards.
I think that i just found proof that harry and ginny had sex
it's gonna be a chat room kind of night
Sorry i'm not sorry i made out with your dad. It was father's day weekend, get a grip
I need to talk about my life with someone. Preferably with someone who hasn't tried to jizz on me
with all this snow coming, and no school, I figure why not try every possible liquor snowcone.
The forest. Magic mushrooms. Wind trees leaves sky. That is alll.
Tough to say exactly how to play this. I just know people don't like surprises when genitals are involved.
She bought my penis dinner and beer last night. Her words
You came home And decided to make beer battered bacon... That's why there was smoke
like i literally can feel my uterus getting frustrated at me for not being pregnant.
He asked me who my new boyfriend was and I showed him a picture of my sex toys.
I was sleeping and woke up in the bathroom already puking like i slept walk. Perrrrrrfect.
I'm still trying to figure out who shit on the coffee table. I have confirmed beyond a reasonable doubt that it wasn't me.
And my butt misses you like the deserts miss the rain.
Randomize
