thx for the lesson on dirrty dancing
i just want to meat her and do terribly wonderful things to her vagina...
bathroom sex at kohls isnt as trashy as it seems
How do you get eyebrow wax out of your butthole region?
The fact that you aren't ashamed to ask that is the reason I will give you the answer. Under the sink there is a bottle of wax remover. Throw my waxing kit away as well.
No one actually likes Tequila. They just accept it as a fact of life. Like hpv.
She was that classic mixture between "Hell no" and "Why the fuck not."
so thats a no on the drunken crutches race 2moro
And they were awkwardly all over each other in a Christian way.
I'm just saying. If this how my magic vagina shows it's magic then I don't want any
You don't have a wife, you don't have a dog, and you need a new bong. Don't make this any worse than that.
this one kid was speed-mumbling about putting broccoli in the printer
Who knew that the guy I fucked on your front lawn during welcome week freshman year would turn out to be my husband
My greatest achievement in life thus far is being the go to friend when you have questions about butt plugs.
Black magic does not go near my vagina, it's a rule
Do you wanna fuck while my apple pie is in the oven?
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