I told my ex i loved him and then he sent me a picture of this girl laying on his bed.
My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
they just did a mariachi cover of free bird
whoever says they hate hangovers just doesnt know how to embrace them. i'm eating a mashed potato sandwich and watching grind.
I don't know how, but he made a bong out of a hamster wheel. To say I am impressed is an understatement.
Fuck it dude, we gotta bounce before she starts talking about her steve irwin conspiracy
We're smoking a joint the size of the average penis right now. I may not survive.
dizzyuy bat. 3.453 lkos. hoit sx, now im single. blackouteed
I can't even go pee because I'm making sure he doesn't run off somewhere naked.
He's coming over for beer and a movie, but I just don't know if he's interested.
Pathetic and sad. I should come over there and fuck both of you just to get the ball rolling.
They were so big her bra clasped in the front. Didn't even know those existed.
My brain and heart say thanks but my vagina isn't super pleased with you right now
He put his number in my phone as Steve handsome
you said you were the change fairy and you kept throwing all of your quarters at me.
I am listening to Jack Johnson and wearing the sweater your Mother made me fuck mother nature I am in my happy place right now
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