It's like having an annoying little brother who wants to have sex with you
DUUUDE!! just found out that the fbi has a kids page. guess who's got a new jumior officer printout badge?
You should come over. I am making a celebratory I got laid by a huge penis cake.
just had to shower sitting down. i hope this isn't an indicator of how the rest of my week is going to go.
Was that picture taken before or after I supposedly punched him in the face?
Dude, he's legal now. You could not pry me from his dick with the jaws of life.
I just windexed my mirror headboard, Lets get to work.
You don't understand. If you watched a video of the shenanigans that occurred in my life over the past 48 hours you would gasp worse than the girl who witnessed me puking in my bag at the children's hospital
Scary truckers and hobos. These are the men I attract
is there a way to say "yea i broke my wrist cause i fell down some stairs while tripping my face off on acid" without actually saying it?
It's been two whole weeks and I haven't missed a single class. I deserve 69 blunts.
Good news. His dicks gotten wayy bigger since high school. I love Thanksgiving break.
Fuck my life... Im so horny Im gonna take it out on this sandwich
I'm noticing I drink less and do fewer lines when I do both together.
Now that's what I call smart money management.
just licked the cheese off a burger. that high.
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