you would pick up someone in the library
TLC. RIGHT NOW. PRIMORDIAL TODDLERS.
Sorry I couldn't get my dick out
She called me Spock and proceeded to ask me to 'teach her the ways of the force'. I just couldn't do it after that. No way am I fucking a girl who can't tell the difference between Star Wars and Star Trek.
That's saying a lot from the girl who takes her liquor with her to the library
hungover subway ride filled with german tourists and a mariachi band. too early. too fuckin early
There is a visibable outline from you in the grass. its you in the fetal position...
well in the interest of full disclosure I have been using a used kfc spork as a buttscratcher for a month
I just learned my tits were fire resistant. I should join the freakin circus
I'm laying here half naked telling him I'm eating gold fish to change the subject of hookin up cuz I don't wanna put pants on
I'm sorry but the visual image of you suffocating on vagina is basically hysterical
I just want a simple guy who likes cats, tattoos, and doing coke off my tits.
I would throw a dart into the Olympic ceremony and fuck whoever it hit
Yes we can sext. I'm taking my socks off.
Alan said you can come over and eat me out anytime you want, as long as we give him enough notice to hide in the closet before we arrive
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