You are the one person I know will appreciate this- and I'm aware that its nearly 5 am- but I have 3 words... G spot orgasm. BE JEALOUS
Omg just want to confirm: got drunk, naked in street, fucked in bathroom and puked on bart.
please remember that your boobs are bigger than your sisters. when you borrow her shirts they stretch and then shes left flapping in the breeze. dont borrow her clothes anymore. love dad.
i was picked up off the floor by a stripper, if thats not a new life low then i dont know what is.
the cops who came hadnt heard yet. when we told them they sang the star spangled banner with us
So, I found out he was eating a jolly rancher while eating me out.. Hence the yeast infection.
like he couldn't stop by and throw me in the back seat and ask for a blowjob? he had to give me flowers?
You were air-planing a joint into my mouth while I was crying naked in the bath tub.
Best Friends For Life.
trying to figure out why the only thing in our freezer is an expired loaf of bread, a white t shirt, and a receipt from taco bell for 37.50 from last Friday
I have enough bourbon in me to put Justin's cat in the dishwasher.
then he grabbed my tit and yelled "FOR NARNIA!!" then dove into my vag. i think I will do him again strictly for the entertainment value
He said he was Greek American and that is why my legs slammed shut. During the World Cup there are only Americans.
I just want a guy who will spank me, fuck me, then take me to my office xmas party. I'd that too much to ask?
Dude, I'm at a wedding and there's a mashed potato bar and bacon strip appetizers. I'm getting all emotional.
So you can now add nose to my list of places that cum has gone that it shouldn't...
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