Were we dating when my roommates and I had the 'everyone gets laid' part?
Ya
I used to kick so much ass
bad decision 37: pregaming the antique store
But it was well worth it to see a man fly through the air in a beaver costume...
oh, so if i go friday and she's there, you are going to be my sponsor for not banging the crazy chick
I found a fingernail in my vagina. A fingernail.
I screamed so bad because I thought he was going for my sandwich forgetting it was in my hand
woke up in your bed at 6 AM. on my way home I passed Nathan, bloody, barefoot, and still in a toga. He told me he woke up in a ditch then kept repeating "I'm totally bringing this up at meeting tomorrow". I'm proud of your frat today
I'd risk everything I own for 10 min naked with her, 2 would be sex and the rest me crying like a little girl.
I can't feel the bottom half of my face but i feel like our sex would be amazing
I hate that I still want him to look at me as the vagina that got away.
Um..... I have taste. The only thing I am going to bedazzle is my vagina.
He tried to eat me out...through my pants.
Shit facedness and cuddling are what you have to look forward to this evening.
It's only 3 AM. There's still time to get arrested today.
She never came back from the bathroom so I went to look for her... I was in my room and heard this rustling. And she was in my closet petting ties.
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