i tried to light my apt on fire. reasons why drunks and women should not cook
so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
im eating kix cereal and taking shots by myself. please come hang out with me. im desperate
I drank myself into bisexuality again.
Next test. Underwater blowjob. If you fail...out of water blow job
No, I don't think your idea of offering shots in exchange for bonus points to your history professor at B-Dubs was a good idea. Especially after you later told him that you would "tap that" in regards to his wife.
Dude, this guy showed up with a 40 and stayed for two days. I want that lack of responsibility
I've made my dad a martini every night since I was 13.. I got this
I got really high and googled the history of Amish people for like an hour.
i would like you to please flash back to us blacked out in the bathroom when you told me i needed to take one for the team and have a threesome with you and jon to help your relationship. you then told me you had no issue putting ghb in my drink to make it happen.
MY BRAIN IS OSCILLATING. DOES THAT EVEN MAKE SENSE
We drunkenly built a couch fort and fucked in it. I've known her since preschool. This was every childhood fantasy mixed with adult dreams come true.
You started pulling out condoms from your fanny pack and threw them at all the couples on the beach
Hiding in a kitchen with no pants orange juice abs a pillow...please joun
I haye tequella
I'm hungover and in a fort. And I hate you.
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