I'd suck a dick for hot wings now. A metaphoric dick that is
I've been sucking dick for sushi for weeks now...hasn't worked yet :P
no, I didn't make it. Instead, i watched VH1 for... 13 hours? I use the question mark because I was using Flavor Flav's clocks to tell time after the first 3 hours.
Taking my final with a coffee mug full of keystone... best semester ever.
i feel like a lion cub that has been breast fed for years, and mom has left, and now i have to learn how to hunt on my own
She sucked her thumb until she was 17. It's like my dick was born to be in her mouth.
Oh eartly, In cocy youtu youchv make the wallflowers d tskunks!y, couch protection now,.sryou should feel special !
Can an epipen be used as a tranquilizer ?
There's no point in calling it Big Titties Tuesday if girls with big tits don't get anything special
She tried to leave the threesome and I heard you yell "Hey! We don't quit at halftime!"
I have to be at work in a hour. Can you sufficiently fuck me in 35 minutes?
You were naked with a chalice of Skittles vodka, singing along to Les Miserables.
Haha, how do I word that nicely? "You got me to the edge of no return twice and failed to let me orgasm, therefore you owe me chicken nuggets or hot wings. Your decision"
So none of you told me my tits were popping out of my shirt for three hours?
We told you. Repeatedly. You said you made it look good.
You were holding onto her boobs like you were adrift at sea and they were the only flotation devices
Never thought I'd see the day when I got assless chaps in the mail, and yet here we are...
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