Theyre still fighting about whether its called america or the united states.
I'll see ya tonight at your house...and I'm bringing you a special treat that starts with a V and ends with us eventually going to rehab one day.
She Kept going around and squirting jello shots into guys mouths. That was her ice breaker.
the doctor said its the kinda of pregnant you dont recover from
I dunno. The only plans I have for sure after finals are smoking a bowl and eating a 5 pound gummy bear. btw I bought a 5 pound gummy bear
I just got back to our room ....neither of us spent the night there but both our beds are occupied. send help.
I think we can all agree that the size of her boobs, combined with beer, is destroying my ability to judge looks.
'TWAS BUT A GLORIOUS SIGHT. BITCHES.
He just asked me to be his girlfriend while having sex on his parents kitchen counter
I WANT TO JUMP IN TO A VOLCANO
I worry about your feelings an awful lot for somebody who gets off on making you cry
You do it and I'll burn these mermaid pants so help me God.
He caught me mid-escape...one leg out the window, bra n thong in hand.I just looked at him and said "Bye Now" n proceeded to fall out his window....then.... tell me why he texted me 30 min later to make sure i got home ok! #igotthis
You have to commit to sexting. You can't just quit right after I send you pictures of my asshole.
Seriously, come on.
I feel like there's a picture of my ass on the internet right now.
I hate you.
its a recording of you guys having sex?!
its actually 30 minutes of him begging and then 2 minutes of sex.
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