Is it possible to jerk off a nipple?
there is a homeless man oan crack poledancing on a fence... now hes humping it...
last night he was wasted watching Entourage and changed everyone in his phone book to LLOYD!!!!
saw a man at the beach in a red speedo. when he rolled over he unintentionally displayed a HUGE skid mark.
My history with restaurant waiters is severely limiting our dinner options.
Watching a deaf couple have an argument in the mall. Can't bring myself to look away.
That still doesn't explain why you thought it was a good idea to paint a cow on my guitar
had to split buying plan b over two cards. I will no longer challenge people to get on my level
Don't let her tell you any different. She licked the balls of my hamster for that $100. It was a group bet. She won.
No, no... it's pale and surrounded by awkward, curly, red hair. It's the Ronald McDonald of penises.
well, obviously he didn't fuck me for my strong moral fiber.
I sang him a lovely rendition of 'So Long and Thanks For All the Fish", but replaced fish with dick.
I hooked up with a guy dressed up as morning wood. Needless to say he lived up to his costume.
I'll pay you back with progressively deviant sexual favors.
I just put my eye make up on in the bathroom of the bar.... I may be too comfortable here....
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