i have essays due online every friday...im just going to write 'im hungover' for every one
Found a bar with a washer and dryer and they serve food. I never have to leave
He poured syrup on all those broken dishes because "syrup is magical, and by the time we wake up, they'll be fixed."
You made a list of reasons why you should be on fear factor. You came up with 2 reasons: "I like fear" and "I am fear"
Ended the weekend putting away 30 nuggets. Training for 100.
Def walking back to my apt with a blender, an empty vodka bottle, and a half eAtn drumstick cone.
czant get you from the arport. sry i found the rum. dan sucks at rumpong jusrt so yo knoqw.
You told them that the brownies were safe, and then pointed to a passed out Ryan and said "see?"
I was trying to be quiet until started to feel like my cock was being dipped in a rainbow and then I stopped caring temporarily
I'll make some time for you! I don't know how long you need to get off, but I should only need 2-7 minutes, pending what kind of socks I have on.
Making drunken Mac n cheese at 3 am I understand why witches constantly stir their cauldrons. Much more homogenized temperature and slim chance of boiling over. Good job witches.
I gave you keys to my house and drugs. This must mean we're in a relationship.
He forehead kissed me AND THEN asked what I was thinking. I'm taking away his man card.
It's okay. I think we're back on. I just went on a dog walk with him n blew him on a sidewalk
You kicked my dad IN THE NUTS right when he walked in.
Sorry, man. Thought he was a cop.
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