Where??
Against the wall. In corner. Only gave him head though don't worry
i got so high last night i cried hysterically for like 5 minutes because i dont have any superpowers
so she finally agreed to being friends with benefits. not only did I take her virginity, when I woke up, she brought me French toast made with homemade bread in bed.
I worship thee.
my dealer just handed me my weed in a pink easter egg
She cried. My mom screams. And nut went everywhere. It was all around a bad situation.
I use him for alcohol and he uses me for sex. This is the closest thing to love i could imagine
She just kept tellin me God was coming back and he was leavin her with a bag of stale doritoes and shitty friends.
... was I dreaming when we did coke off of the xbox, or did that really happen?
He tied my whole arm, in its cast, to the headboard first. He mumbled something about safe, sane, and consensual?
There was a bottle of vodka and chips in a vase next to the bed
Dude, you were so wasted she couldn't wait. She was grinding your face while you were passed out in the yard.
I would come over if there was not the impending fear of me shitting out my brains.
I almost had a threesome in a giant beanbag chair. I love college.
It was a glorious ass. He has amazing hands. I want to fuck him until he can't do math anymore.
So, I gotta figure when the nurses at the emergency room noticed my new hair cut it means I'm there too often, right?
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