What do you think she thinks of us?
I think she thinks we're whores... but ya I think she likes us
the extent of background information i have on her is minimal, but it will get me in her pants
shes on the floor puking and texting simultaneously.
ARE YOU GOING TO SACRIFICE YOUR LIFE FOR MCDONALDS HASHRBOWNS
and he's drinking a bud lime in his profile pic meaning i can out drink him, meaning i would clearly be the alpha in our relationship
I just want to have sex and eat oreos. and then take body shots. like everyday.
How about we just fuck in random places all around campus, and skip the boring relationship part?
i knew it was love when she pulled a beer out from between her boobs and offered it to me
You have no idea the kind of bodily contortions I had to do to access your neighbor's WIFI
chicken nuggets make me a bit homicidal
This might be the worst thing you've ever done.
Really? I feel like I've done worse. Guess I gotta step my game up.
You kept telling everyone that you were as sober as a camel. I have yet to figure out what that means
Finally fucked my buddy's mom!! We are both ten years older and for her it really shows but i hit it!!
Omg I just looked in my purse from last night.. 10 bags of gummy bears.
Normally getting fucked up with the owner and suggesting he motorboat me wouldn’t help my chances of a promotion, but this is 2020 and he definitely enjoyed it
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