i hope my daughter doesn't end up with cankles. no guy likes cankles.
oh God, I have a dick of a middle schooler
Anyone who says sunshine brings happyness has never woken up with the worst hangover of their life to their window being open and it being a bright shinny day
laughing at 16 and pregnant while fucking w/o a condom....
i always knew you were classy
I just had to google "How do I get semen stains off of drywall." I'm relatively proud of this
The panties match.
I'll be right there.
I was too drunk to read the menu, let alone her body language.
just had a flashback of you pouring champagne into my mouth from someones balcony..
How the hell did he get a boner in that type of situation?
Did he ask you why you were in his back yard Sunday night?
You put me in such a good mood with that road head, I bought everyone at Hooters donuts.
This guy dressed as a piece of paper for Halloween, I felt it was only necessary to sign his penis
Jenn from HR called him the new office boy toy. I think I need to bathe in bleach.
Give me 20 minutes.. I'm going to need to start off with an orgasm to get through this day
i think im in europe. pls send help
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