Pat told us he showed us his penis because he's "a nice guy".
unlike you, ive never imagined darth vader masturbating
gonna sleep on the stairs... to drunk to keep going up, way to drunk to go down, gonna find a comfy spot right here... its safer that way
He's doing the single life. He recently finished like a 3 year relationship. You can't date him.
But I don't want to date him. I just want to look at him. Naked. And in my bed.
if I see a bottle of vodka right now I'll probably throw up gum I swallowed when I was a kid
Well at least you learned that cops don't like when you call them frenchy. Nice dive over the fence by the way.
ASS. GYMANSTICS. OLYMPICS. NOW!!!
OH HAPPY DAYS YOU'RE BOTH GINGERS YOU'LL REPRODUCE YOUR OWN KIND
Ack! That is the first dick pic I've ever received. A) congrats B) that is way grosser than I ever thought t would be.
They had to stop us from skinny dipping in the reflection pool of the Mormon temple.
This is like 50 shades on steroids but with healthy relationship models and mutual respect among all parties involved and lesbian activity.
I want to start a guest book for my bed room so when dudes leave they can write a review
and idk now I have nine bags of lettuce in my fridge
Get here now. I need a drinking buddy. I don't care if you're in a different timezone, it'll be five o clock here faster.
The cl.oudds are foaming a really big pen.Is OMG.
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