She looks like Robin Williams dressed as a frog.
so when we were booking the hotel and plane tickets for vegas we reserved a chapel for someone, it's inevitable.
I think I might stay on campus instead of going home for thanksgiving and see how many townies I can hook up with and no one will be around to judge
Now accepting hypotheses about how i managed to get a bruise between my boobs....
Our suitemates are shrooming again. I left a less colorful dress hanging on the door, change before you come in because purple is making Maeve cry.
Well for better or worse the home brew is almost done, want to get drunk/loose your sight tonight?
Whenever we go out my brain flips on autopilot, straight to blackout.
I just sent you a multitude of sexual pictures...and you responded with a Charles Dickens Quote.
I mean, that's eating your cake and fucking it too.
I need a full description of the guy I hooked up with. I don't think I ever saw his face
he seemed brazillian..
fuck.
My friend asked me if I got home okay and I replied "Glad teat. Goodnight." Usually I can translate drunk me, but I'm even lost on that one.
Uber driver offered to have sex with me since I went home solo. - rock bottom
Cooked. Eating pizza. Didn't have a napkin so I took my shirt off and I'm using it.
Tequilla is a sneaky bitch ninja that doesn't kick in until you least expect it. Then BAM! You're peeing in unconventional places.
Her dad had just brought down their giant American flag for 4th of July and we fucked on it. I have never been more patriotic
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