I cant believe we actually had a nipple party!
The girl I was getting head from just called my dick an anteater...I hate my parents for not cutting my cock tip off.
when I woke up the last searched thing on my phone was "how to make a fireproof dress" I need to stop drinking.
yes we were fucking thats why i put "watching a movie" in quotations
Yeudjkisdjxbfceryuj. i love having a qwerty keyboard just so i can do that.
Tonights theme there is the 7 deadly sins. Greed, envy, sloth, gluttony, sluttiness, fellatio and vodka.
Check Facebook. Random dude tagged us in photos from last night dancing at Denny's while eating a sampler platter. 1. How does he have our names, and 2. You said we ate at Tbell.
Quite frankly, I consider the fact that I'm NOT pregnant one of my greatest achievements and I'd like to chronicle that ongoing success. I'm going to post pictures of me at "0 weeks" once a week.
They high fived over us while we gave them synchronized blowjobs. In the same bed. Under the same blanket.
Hey do you think you can sew an adult onsie with easy access if you know what I mean!!?? It must have bunny feet.
Well you wanna do it now or later? I've had three shots and I'm listening to journey by myself. Emotionally there is no better prime time than right now.
I even got my dealer to make gluten free special cookies ;-)
My neck kind of hurts. I think from sleeping on the concrete.
So i walked around campus drunk and alone last night eating pizza and a lunchable from 7-11. Sat by the flag pole and drank an entire liter of water, took off my shoes to prance around in the fountain, then stepped in dog shit on the way home...barefoot.
When's the last time you had sex near some ducks?
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