been home a week and haven't blacked out yet. i miss college
Jeff just maced a waitress...it's way too early for this.
Heading to the gym, the one that guy said he goes to. Already checked online, his class is at 5. And no, this isn't too much after meeting him last night. Stop judging me,
I'm allowed to be upset. I've never had that many fingers in my ass
French fry pizza
Are you brilliant or just really high?
Can't it be both?
he needs to stop knowing everyone on campus...it's making cheating on him really difficult.
I swear she hasnt shaved since the last time we hooked up 5 months ago
The weekend is off to a good start: she just got into a verbal fight with a hobo. Nearly a fist fight.
I'm sorry for gagging during our first time having sex
I was drunk
Please answer
You have like just as much sex as me and I have a brand new bf. That does not add up. That is not right.
You guys I wore sweatpants to work today because I simply forgot to put on real pants and I had a weed brownie and a juice box for breakfast. I am not ready for parenting.
Have you seen him ? Seriously. No one is that straight.
I told some guy on tinder, that apparently has a prosthetic leg, that I think we started off on the wrong foot. I hate myself...
All I have in my purse is 10 cents and a plastic ducky.\nI can't explain last night.
I'm going to blackout. I realize this
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