White boys cant dance....we did an empirical study
Just saw a group of asian tourists in safari outifts bow in thanks to the starbucks guys. And no Im not high.
well it doesn't count as a walk of shame if he drops you off at your class in his golf cart
Kinda felt bad though cuz she whimpered and shuttered a lot, i felt like i was kicking a puppy, only the puppy liked it and came a bunch
Ive been tazing him too get him immuned. He will be unstopable.
she tried to deny peeing on the floor last night. she said she wouldn't make it to the bathroom only to pee on the floor
oh but she would
He was having a "party in the princess castle." At what point do I blindfold him and take him to AA?
He said bring my breathalyzer and Anna's pepper spray, I didn't ask questions
Nobody will take a lit match to your nipple without warning you this time. Pinky swear.
I think I was just hit on by Jesus Christ. This is not okay. Bad Touch. I NEED AN ADULT!
Calm the hell down, it's just stoner Bob.
I just moonwalked my socks off. THAT LAZY. THAT HIGH.
I was really proud of me too last night! Found a discarded hamburger that I have no memory of at the foot of the bed. Instead of a Dude. I'm really growing as a person
Am I supposed to get so horny by looking at your dick that I start orgasming uncontrollably
He had a vasectomy. I think I'm in love.
I have acquired a mango...tonight is successful so far
Her name is susan
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