Our friend ended up naked, bleeding, requesting we throw a couch at him cause he was convinced he could block it
We did he did.
When I say naked, I mean penis exposed. Not in boxers
dude im shwasted, kabul is not the best place for this
just took batteries out of my vibrator to play wii guitar hero. think i am gonna regret that move later tonight.
my grandma just told me that size does matter, and don't let anyone tell you anything different.
Saying he's good in bed would be like saying Soulja Boy is a good rapper, completely unlogical if you've heard him.
My neighbor asked me to tell you to stop changing in front of their house. Do I even want to know?
He sent me a picture of his dick with a cowboy hat on it.
No, I did not fuck him for football tickets. I fucked him for tickets to the superbowl. I'm not that much of a slut.
I'm about to sell my hamster for weed money I'll call you in a few
Sex last night was mind blowing. your wife is one lucky lady.
Wait is it okay if I still want to fuck the whole USA swim team or is that only acceptable during the Olympics?
My vagina feels like it's been kissed by angels.
I just wanna fuck your brother. Sorry if thats a crime.
It seems that I didn’t convey clearly enough how well and truly fucked we are, Jack. Listen to me very closely: we are DEAD.
Her dad had just brought down their giant American flag for 4th of July and we fucked on it. I have never been more patriotic
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