I think that i just found proof that harry and ginny had sex
she's into porn, im staying here tonight
if i got ashes i think they'd burn a hole into my head with the amount of sins i've committed this year alone and it's only february
The upside of a losing football weekend is that there are more sad frat boys willing to let loose their inner gay man.
when I went into his room, he was sleeping on his stomach, almost as if to silently say, "you're not touching my dick tonight".
Dude, chad is laying across the room, violently, passionately, pornographicly eating something and I seriously think the 'some thing' is fighting back.
She said she had a surprise for me and sent me a video of her having sex with some fat dude. It was a mood killer
I'm either a high functioning alcoholic or I'm making the most of the fact that this is the last year that its socially acceptable to be black-out drunk five days a week.
If you saw or spoke to me yesterday can you message me. Trying to make a timeline of the day I was too drunk to remember
I walked out and he was covered in jelly, slithering around the floor. I don't know how to process that.
That sad moment when the drawer I used to keep condoms in now has poptarts in it..
Hey mike is locked out, sleeping on the common room couch, no idea where his pants are nor does he know where he is. When you get this let him in? And let me know ur alive too!
annnnd thats why you don't tip your waiter by flashing them
long story short... we may or may not have lost your car.
But I think I successfully seduced her with my alias.
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