Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
Just got off the phone with poison control. They're more concerned about our alcohol intake than that the beer bong was last cleaned with pine sol.
is it pathetic that I think he's cheating and it doesn't bother me because for the first time I'm the girlfriend and not the other girl?
shes the only person ive ever met that could make "i don't swallow" sound sexy
the only good thing about him lasting five minutes was that nobody thinks i had sex with him or that im a slut because we were only in the bathroom for five minutes
I just bared my soul to you and you fell asleep. Or you're fucking your boyfriend. Either way, not cool. fuck.
The money is just too good to quit doing it. I'm using the same justification strippers use.
Smoked all day yesterday and even more today. Just survived high dinner with mom and sister. Thought I might eat the whole table
I'd rather be castrated by angry chipmunks Than live your life for 24 hours
I was just like oh sorry I'm peeling meanwhile my legs are on either side of his head and I look like a fucking Komodo dragon
He snapchatted me his dick and he's circumcised....BRB going to hug his Mom
What are your thoughts toward getting nasty in a minivan?
You're a mystery wrapped in an enigma wrapped in a redhead
I have to lie to someone and move five gallons of fermenting alcohol across campus but after that i'll hit you up 4 sho
Hey. Did I get punched in the face last night?
Yeah. I told you I would and you didn't believe me.
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